Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Condi and Dovbear? Oy!

DovBear "The Humble" posted that Secretary of State Condi Rice is a racist because she wants to run the NFL rather than run for president. Ugh, in his usual fashion, DBTH has thrown so much controversial material onto his blog that it's hard to sum up.

Quick note on DovBear The Humble's style so everything might come a bit clearer:
If all else fails you can try the Dovbear method. Say something pretty far out or very nasty that you don't really mean. Wait until you are demolished in the comments and take a tiny baby step back. Or quickly add another four posts.

After thinking about the statements he made, I figured I'd do some research of my own:

Condi Rice is black. Ha! See DBTH? You can't be racist and black at the same time.

But DBTH says,
Now they don't even want to take Vince Young, the hero of the national championship game, because he's black. He scored a 6 on the Wonderlic test, which basically is a lot of really hard problem-solving that black people have never had to do and it's not right to expect of them.

So who's the racist now, Dovbear The Humble? Black people aren't good at problem solving? He goes on to say:
They expected him to score in the neighborhood of a bunch of white guys, and are disappointed that he scored like a black guy?

Finally, DovBear The Humble goes on to accuse Condi of being self-hating because she wants to work with the "racists" who work in the NFL. DBTH, it sounds like you're the one who has to work on his self-hating issues.

I hope that DovBear The Humble can continue to entertain us with his completely biased, off-color, illogical, and unkind rantings based on cherry-picked and slanted articles. They force those of us in our right minds to wonder with bewilderment how someone so ridiculous is still such a draw that we can't help but come back to read more of his drivel. It's just... entertaining.


Blogger DovBear the Humble said...

Heh. :)

2:43 PM  
Blogger DovBear the Humble said...

As I said on my blog, you're an idiot. Everyone knows that Bush lied and Condi is a racist. Don't be rediculous.

2:57 PM  
Blogger blueenclave said...

What makes DB the Humble even more racist is that he ignores that Marshall Faulk is universally believed to be one of the smartest football players out there.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Ezzie said...

This was simply brilliant. :)

3:15 PM  

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